I was just watching a show on TV and this commercial came on,
the guy in the commercial said "hey smokey smoke head - take a break from those cookies and that bowl of cereal and watch this commercial..."
i had just smoked, then ate cookies, and had a bowl of cereal in my hand.
....I then zoned out thinking about it and didnt even watch the commercial

Anybody else start watchin tv all blown off your ass n when it goes to a commercial you're like "I know it was super interesting, but I can't remember what I'm watching" till the show comes back on and you're like "oh ya thats right" oonly to repeat it in about 10 more minutes...

And I'll tell you why, dammit.

I like to play this game, and I wish I could find someone to play with (ooh, that sounds dirty), where I dissect the advertisement and tell you who they're selling their ridiculous product to and the strategy they're using to seal the deal. I admire it when they get sneaky. It's low, and underhanded, and just fantastic to me. Can't find anyone else who's with me on this, though.

I hate when I'm watching tv and there's some awkward or embarrassing situation or something and I just want to look away from the screen for a while.

im pretty sure theyre changing the spongebob themesong to the one that was on truth or square. Fuck you nickelodion! must you change every good show! and why must you torture us all by canceling our favorite shows! Seriously, who knows what spongebob will become now, its changing a classic. we need to get our old shows back, you dont know how bad i wanna see rugrats and hey arnold and doug and all that and the amanda show and angry beavers, real monsters, catdog, all these shows now are stupid. i love the 90's, i only wish i smoked then to enjoy those shows high