television

26

fuck you nickelodion!

im pretty sure theyre changing the spongebob themesong to the one that was on truth or square. Fuck you nickelodion! must you change every good show! and why must you torture us all by canceling our favorite shows! Seriously, who knows what spongebob will become now, its changing a classic. we need to get our old shows back, you dont know how bad i wanna see rugrats and hey arnold and doug and all that and the amanda show and angry beavers, real monsters, catdog, all these shows now are stupid. i love the 90's, i only wish i smoked then to enjoy those shows high

24

effin shuffle button on your remote

listen we all get high and for those of us who have too many channels on our satellite or cable we dont know what to do with them. my idea is to put a shuffle button on the remote so you can just find something good or random as fuck. i can watch the any spanish channel if i am sailing high.

19

changing the channel.. with your phone!

You should be able to text your tv and change the channel. I know that sounds lazy and well you're right. I lose my remote way to much and it gets stuck on really lame channels and I am to lazy to change the channel by the cable box.

30

SET (stoners entertainment television)

so theres this whole other network of channels all for high people like there will be a food network with the greatest munchie recipes and ways to cook greens in your food and then theres high interview withs celebritess cuz we all know they're low key on that shit too and i thought of this game show where you'd get a few people to get so blasted and sit in a room and there hooked up some crazy machines and shit that tell you stuff and then all this tweaky shit gets done to them and the person that lasts the lognest without tweakingg the fuck out getss paiddd!... read more »

9

Why bleep swearing if you can still understand it

Really, if you can still understand which 'curse' word your saying what's the point of bleeping it out, just play it what kids that arent swearing on there own alresy are up at 2 and 3 am.

41

Transcendent Experience

Step 1: Dim the lights
Step 2: Put on Planet Earth in BluRay
Step 3: Mute it and crank up some Pink Floyd
Step 4: Smoke a 2-foot ice-packed bong of the best shit you can get your hands on
Step 5: Sit back and enjoy

23

Game Announcer Mute

I love watching sports, but hate when the announcers ramble on about random crap I don't care about. So have the announcers be optional. There can be a button on the remote that shuts them up and lets you enjoy the sounds of the game.

Also, maybe have different selections of announcers to choose from, like there are different radio stations.

11

Awesome sci-fi show

LAW & ORDER: SVU but with planet inspectors trying to limit the damage of intergalactic criminals who exploit first contacts.

15

Trippy TV channel 420

All cable providers should have a channel 420 dedicated solely to trippy images intended to take you on a nice ride.

12

Jeapordy Dancers

"I really hate the interview portion on jeapordy. I really wish they'd get rid of it."

"Yeah, but what would they replace it with?"

"A dance routine."

Think About It. Brilliance.

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