gill face
1. it just took me like, a solid five minutes to fucking find the 'submit idea' button. 2. i wish i had gills for breathing under water. 3. it would really come in handy if i fall asleep in the shower again. 4. i want a moat around my house, and i would swim in it with said gills.
have you ever wanted to get high but not ripped
i think that there should be a bong or any other marijuana smoking device that you can set how high you wanna get. like level 1 high. level 2 ripped and level 3 cant walk. cuz then you could just like get high ya kno. when you dont waant certain people to kno your high. instead of 10 min later realizing that your knees are moving all around on there own. haha im stupid
Yah, i was that high.
So today i was on the school bus going home. I looked out the window and saw a cop car up ahead obviously trying to catch people speeding, so i said to myself "damn i better slow down, i'm high as shit and don't want to get pulled over!". It took me a second to realize i was on the bus and wasn't even driving.
Roses are Red...
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue...
WHAT?? Violets aren't blue. No way. Violets are violet...
Printers: The Final Frontier
Why do we have all this insane technology which has become so cheap to manufacture, yet there is still nobody out there who can make a printer that will WORK. I have never once owned a printer that wasn't a huge pain in the ass. I guess the realms of pixels and paper don't like each other.
The Bachelor is so effing STUPID!
In real life, a woman is not going to be like "Oh, what's that? You think you're in love with three other women? No, that's totally cool."
Because chicks are crazy and possessive, and would freak out on a normal guy for saying that. Stupid jackassey programming.
the up and down vote buttons
are too close to each other. most of the time (when im extremely stoned) i accidentally push the down vote. makes me feel bad man. gotta space them out!
Sorry Jack in the Box chick
When you saw me licking the two straws from my strawberry milkshake then stick my tounge between them and moving it up and down, all why staring directly at you, i was just really baked and wanted to get all the fucking whip cream. you didn't need to flip me off or scream at me in front of all those people
Bad highDEAS, youre killing me : /
So lately i noticed people posting the same bad shit a lot... it makes me sad cause this website was great (not saying it isn't) but now people just say upvote this and make fake stories up about what theyll do and people post lyrics as posts like they came up with that shit and now everyones writing poems. or they want legit profiles with pics and info. Here's my point bear with me please...
Since when is being high and smoking weed have to be "trendy" these kids make it like myspace. I love weed and those people are bringin my high way down
my dog wants to get high.? (:
ok, so i just toked up in my room with my mom, and my dog was in there also.
when we would take a hit and pass it, my dog would whine and nudge us.
but she would only whine when we would pass it...
now, i dont know if im stupid or not, but i think my dog wanted some too. haha
vote if you agreee.
