Guys always talk about stoner girls
being hard to find, but we're not at all. Just take your eyes off the fake blond bitch pretending to be stupid and cute and you'll see the chick in the back chillin out with a doobie and listening to some tunes.
They're Not Fucking Unicorns
Listen, girls that smoke pot are not that rare. Everyone on here is either "OMG IM A GIRL AND I SMOKE POT HIT ON ME" or "dude girls that smoke pot are so fucking sexy...." I think it's stupid. I know just as many girls that smoke as guys and I think it's bullshit that everyone treats them like they're these mystical creatures or some shit.
Can't we all just get together and smoke a blunt? Enough of the horny middle school shit. Get over it.
Girl Blunts
anyone notice that guys who roll blunts are all about their own blunts?
Im a girl who rolls blunts and I never get to enjoy doing so because all the guys I smoke with are like:
'YO LET ME ROLL THE BLUNT I ROLL THE BEST BLUNTS'.
no you don't roll the best blunts. actually they're usually too tight.
anyone else?
Girls piss me off
you know those girls that loose their mind and find it neccasary to school you on all of the dangers of bud even though they've never burned while your enjoying a party.. what the h is their problem? excuse me but im not giving you a hard time about pounding that 26er (sorry im canadian) or sucking off that guy in the bathroom..
dont flatter yourself you generic hoe-bags, i wouldnt want your mouth near my spliff anyways :)
I am a Stoner Chick,
Five foot 5,
One hundred twenty Five pounds,
Black Hair,
Green Eyes,
36c's,
and I toke up daily.
Would you date me?
VOTE UP FOR YEES, DOWN FOR NO.
puff, puff, creep!
Stop molesting my hand when you pass shit! I know you're stoned and not as coordinated as usual, but for the love of cannabis, it is not that difficult! When I pass the lighter to you I make it clear of my intentions: plenty of room for you to take it from me without touching my hand. Accidental finger brushing is one thing, "accidental" finger brushing is just creepy.
There might be a reason why you don't have more girl stoner friends.
Stop being a creeper.
