stoner

44

happiness consultant.

this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

49

arizona iced tea

best idea i've ever heard of... so many amazing flavors, all for $1. it's the perfect drink for any stoner. We're always thirsty as fuck because of cotton mouth, and we're always broke as fuck because we already spent all the money on weed. mm half iced tea half mango all the wayyy.

115

marijuana sex

so today me and my girl smoked a blunt while fucking.

can i get a whoop whoop

35

Abe Lincoln must have been a stoner...

That 4 score and 20 years ago speech......was that the first use of 420? I honestly think that Honest Abe was a stoner, honestly.

23

T-Bell Drive Thru

So me and some of my buddies went to the the taco bell drive through and told them we needed a minute. 8 minutes later they finally asked if they could help us find anything on the menu. We told them no and waited another 5 minutes before we finally said fuck it and went inside. They should cater to their customers and have a special stoner menu. It would save both them and us time.

282

living my life

up votes for stoners who work, go to school, and do what they gotta do all day err'day. and then come home and smoke a fat bowl.

29

I Would Like To Start...

My highDEA experience by saying that the link to post a highDEA is fuckin fantastic, [Submit highDEA (before you forget)] You're not a stoner if that didn't make you laugh when you first saw it!

30

zombie respect

U kno wen ur playin nazi zombies and u kill two with one bullet, and its like, I don't even have enough respect for the second zombie to even shoot him in his face

17

spongebob- 6 year old stoners

Watching spongebob is some of thr wierdest/funniest shit and it would have been awesome if I was a stoner wen I was like 8 it would have better cuz I loved it anyways lol

37

Stoner vs. Dealer

Theres a big difference! i dont understand why people hit me up for bud. Its a well known fact i dont push soo whats with the confusion? These amateurs needta get it straighttt!

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