I am a senior in highschool and I am a reciever on the football team. We were chilling at school before the game and my friend asked me to go smoke with him. So we went and I was expecting to smoke a bowl and go back and chill but we ended up getting blowed as fuck. So by the time the game starts I'm still wayy to high. I thought I was going to have a horrible game but I ended up having the game of my life. 150 yards and two touchdowns.

have you ever seen the commercial where some kid is playing basketball with a shadow and someone comes to blaze with him so he leaves but his shadow stays? some of the most athletic people i know are stoners...look at michael phelps hitting the bong after his 7th gold medal

how awesome is that? the best pitcher in baseball is a fellow smoker =)

When I see or hear about a professional sports event, I always like to imagine that the actual things that the teams are named after were fighting. I would love to go see the raptors vs the grizzlies

Like before the show u would have to burn it downed until you were stoned stupid. After you were stoned they would have like 3 phases of an obstacle course and after every stage their was a food station and u could either go ahead to try to win the $$$ or stop to eat. This would be the most exhausting test of a man's endurance. MAKE IT HAPPEN.