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walking=controlled falling

If you really think about it, walking down steps is just controlled falling...tell me that makes sense...

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Love the first bowl of the day

It always wraps my body in blankets of euphoria

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Smoke Together

There's no I in TEAM but there's a WE in WEED :)

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Sneaky Ass Swiss People

Sellin us less cheese than anyone else. No one cares all their cheese is holy

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If weed were legal city buses should put out bus #420 that comes every 10 minutes and goes all around town, and people on that bus can smoke weed. Don't have anything to do today? Just catch the #420 and make some new friends!

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Telling my mom i smoke

I chose the best time to tell my mom i smoked. I said "Mom, you know smoke pot right?" she replied "You know that's illegal right?" I said "So is not wearing your seatbelt." I win. Now i'm taking bong rips downstairs while she cooks me Ramen Noodles.

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Overdose on Pot

So i've been talking to this hot chick who wants to try smoking weed with me for her first time. Today she told me that she cant anymore and doesnt want to ever try weed in her life because her friends brother died from smoking too much pot. I slapped that bitch across the face. over dosing on pot is impossible you dumb hoe.

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Hotboxing

So we hotboxed my car one night smoking a ridiculous amount. The next day, my same friend gets in the car, and when we turn on the air conditioning, smoke blows out of the vents for over a minute straight. We pretty much died laughing and the car was filled with smoke again. It was like the car saved our smoke to get us high the next time we drove.