OK, so I thing someone should make a small box sized safe that uses a fingerprint lock so that only you can open it. Furthermore, this box should have an auto-vacuum feature that would suck all of the air out, both, locking in the freshness of your bud and eliminating any odors that can be traced by dogs. Perfect.

The hall monitors would always smell our fingers when we came in to see if we had been smoking.... i rubbed my hands on my testicles every day before school.....

Just taking a big whiff of your bud and holding it in.
undeniably the greatest smell in the world.

I think its a crazy moment of self awareness when you can actually smell yourself. have you ever noticed that everyone or their house or car has its own individual scent? well today i smoked 3 bowls and realized i could smell myself. i smelled like pineapples. word.

Have you ever been in a room where you needed it to not smell?
well fear not fellow smokers, the dank bud smell elinminator is here for you.
1.get an empty paper towel roll or toilet paper roll, the cardboard roll.
2. Stuff an obscene amount of dryer sheets, your favorite smelling ones of course, into the empty cardboard roll.
3. Smoke weed, try to ghost your hits so as to absorb all the smoke into your lungs
4. Its ok if you cant ghost it, just blow the excess into the dank bud smell eliminator, and your smoke now smells like dryer sheet, in my case, a happy meadow.... read more »