coca-bowla
i want to find a way to seal like a can or some sort of ergonomic container that you can just fill completely with THC rich smoke, and when you break the seal, you just take in the hit and that's it! bottled smoke pretty much. you could get six packs, cases, 2 liters, whatever you wanted! different flavors of dankity dank of course. can't wait to go buy some coca-bowla
Sitting on the toilet
Have you ever sat down to take a shit and instead you just have to pee? Then your sitting there feeling
like a girl.
the ultimate punishment for a stoner
so there are three people going to hell.
1 is an unfaithful husband
2 is an alcoholic
3 is a hemphead
so satan sends number 1 to a room filled with beautiful naked women
and locked him there for a really long time
the alcoholic gets thrown into a room with a life-time supply of grade-A alcohol
and the third is sent to a room filled with mountains of budha
the devil comes back after 1000 years
the 1st man turned gay
the 2nd man got alcohol poisoning
the 3rd man sat in middle of the room and when the devil entered, with a tear rolling down his cheek, he asked "got a light?"
Highdeas Peer Pressure?
I dont know if it's just me but whenever I come on highdeas sober I feel like I have to smoke right afterwards. I think I get jealous that everyone is having these great high thoughts.
I'm supposed to be writing a paper but after coming on here im like fuck it, wheres my pipe?
Why are babies cute?
are babies so cute so that when they shit and throw up on you, you get less pissed off? If I shit or threw up on someone they would be fucking pissed. Even if I just peed on them.
Why is bird shit white?
Why is most bird shit white? What would cause their shit to be white? Would't you expect a dairy cow's shit to be white? Is there any other animal that has white shit? I mean, not like sun baked dog shit that eventually turns white during the summer - but fresh white shit.
Blaze on ;)~
I Respect Stoners
I just realized how judgmental people can be. Stoners just don't give a fuck what people think of them and most tend not to care, what other people do and just respect them for who they are as people and not because they do stupid shit sometimes. Straight people judge people who smoke and immediately place labels on them without hearing what they think or have to say. I mean people think i peer pressure others but i never do, i ask people if they want to smoke and if they dont fine. if someone says pass me the pipe i will it doesn't matter i want to share.... read more »
god dreams
what does my dog dream about? he sometimes has nightmares where he'll make sounds, but what is he dreaming of? people usually have nightmares about things they're scared of, but aren't dogs scared of like vacumes and the dish washer? those must be some trippy ass dreams. i'm blazed out of my miiiind
embarrassing music
i listen to shitty music sometimes when i'm high. not really on purpose, but because i'm too lazy to change the iTunes. damn you sean paul
