first guy to cut his beard
I bet he was high and was just like, this is ridiculous. All this food and shit getting stuck in here. I'm just gonna cut it off. Then all his friends laughed at him and said he was ugly probably.
Don't Shave while High
Seriously, dont do it. after I ripped a bowl, i noticed my facial hair was slightly longer than it should be, so I shaved. only to take a piss 15 minutes after, look into the mirror, and notice that the right side of my face was completely un-shaven...imagine if I wouldve just walked around like that. what a clown.
Better than the pet rock
Wouldn't it be sweet to shave a rooster then put him on a leash and go walking? Then when somebody asked what that was on your leash you could reply, "A shaved cock".
The Trifecta of male grooming
So I, like many other self-respecting males, always start my morning with a little ritual that gets me pumped for the day. Its the Shit-shower-shave process. Moving through these three tasks gets any man ready for whatever the world has for him. So how about an all in one cubicle-like thing to get it done. Theres a small shower with a toilet right in the middle of it. And it would come equipped with a cordless-waterproof razor with a little docking station.... read more »
never shave, never get a haircut
So, I am not sure that I could do this, though if it became a family tradition, or a religious practice, I suppose it would be easier to do, but the basic idea, is to have a completely natural hair length as we would have had before we started grooming ourselves with sharp instruments. I think this would be interesting to see just how long human hair could get, though I could also see that this would be a major problem for the sewage department, and obviously not be good for the barbers. Though hair stylists might actually get more business.
