greatest school project ever,
My english teacher gave us this assignment, and it was to go in a area where there's no houses or noise pollution, and to document what we saw, heard, and all around the feel of being isolated. I got a 15 out of 10 because I was so high, I wrote down every single thing you could possibly imagine. That paper was top to bottom with words.
Fuck Snowdays!!!
i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.
Yo-Yo Grinders
A grinder that doubles as a yo-yo so that when your waiting for your next hit you can just yo-yo and shit. Also the grinder should grind while you are yo yoing.
Back in high school
The hall monitors would always smell our fingers when we came in to see if we had been smoking.... i rubbed my hands on my testicles every day before school.....
Yah, i was that high.
So today i was on the school bus going home. I looked out the window and saw a cop car up ahead obviously trying to catch people speeding, so i said to myself "damn i better slow down, i'm high as shit and don't want to get pulled over!". It took me a second to realize i was on the bus and wasn't even driving.
Missed it by a couple of inches..
So im tokin at school, and later im called down the office. My heart was racin but than i calmed down because i was high.. well im sittin in her office, and was like no, i wasnt s-s-smokin. i was completely studering and smelled SOO bad... they said some teachers smelled me and im like nopee! wasnt mee.. haha i was so high at the time.. they told me to empty my pockets and they searched my person, well they checked my ankles, but i hid my lighter in my shoe.. i missed gettin fucked over by a couple of inches!... read more »
Need some rollin papers? Are you a trouble maker in high school??
there is nothin worse than when you have a sack but no piece or skins. well i was cleanin my room (still depressed cause i wasnt high) and found a stack of write-up slips from my devil child days in junior high. the paper is the SAME texture and thickness as j-papers!! not only was it a great smoke but i also used the slip i got for possesion of "drugs" in school! its like a big ass middle finger to the school!!
Best Teacher Ever
I went to school high today and my first class was spanish. Walking in the teacher just looked at me and asked how much i smoked, and then we watched a spanish newscast because she wanted to mess with me.
