president

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The President of the United States smokes cigarettes

yet after 5000 years, Marijuana hasn't caused a single death. Tell me about hypocrites.

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Hahahahahahahaha

We had a Black President before we had a Ginger one, hahahaha

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memorable quote

it is true, this is not an original idea. however, i believe it deserves mentioning.

"Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see."

-Thomas Jefferson

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THE WIKIPEDIA GAME (AWESOME!!)

This is a really fun game. Take two people that have nothing to do with each other. Go to wikipedia and start with one and jump links to you reach the other person. I used George Washington and linked him to Jay-Z. Here is how I did it...

George Washington
Robert E Lee
Gerald Ford
Jimmy Carter
Man from Plains
Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jerry Seinfield
Bee Movie
Chris Rock
Alpine, New Jersey
Jay-Z

Let's see who can beat that.

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Among the Phrases That MUST Be Said...

... at some point in our Nation's near future.

"I think it's cashed, Mr. President."

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how to make those presidential addresses interesting

have the president turn out all the lights in the oval office and speak with just a flashlight pointed up under his face. it'd be great.

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Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was getting stoned earlier when I thought about money. I had just spent it all on weed. A good way to spend it, but if you think about money circulates. What if the money in your wallet was once in a strippers thong, or in the presidents wallet, or used to buy the gun that killed somebody, or the same money you spent on weed two weeks ago.....

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Barack Obama

I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to smoke with the first black president?