Hot boxing an invisible car...
What would happen if you were to hot box an invisible car. Besides the fact that everyone could see you were smoking, it would probably look so cool. Just a like floating smokey cloud car diving down the street. Awesome.
if there was a god
weed would be legal and megan fox would be making me a sandwitch right now
nuff said
Screw guard dogs!
I want a guard monkey! and ill call him Furious George. I think that would be fucking awesome personally.
Laptops are always there for you
When I am completely stoned we generally end up on youtube or fail blog laughing at everyone elses blunders. It has various functions, I personally will take it in the bathroom with me, that is where I am most comfortable. So I mentioned this to a friend and it got me thinking about the word laptop. Laptop spelled backwards spells pot-pal. This explains my use of a laptop not only when I am stoned but also while I am in the bathroom, thank you pot-pal, you will never let me down in my time of desperation for entertainment!
Yo-Yo Grinders
A grinder that doubles as a yo-yo so that when your waiting for your next hit you can just yo-yo and shit. Also the grinder should grind while you are yo yoing.
Modified Ligters
who else pries the safety thing off lighters so its easier to light? so annoying but so much better for stoner me.
ultimate hot box
After completing a succesful mission into space...how sweet would it be to light up a blunt in the rocket ship...put on your astronaut suit and helmet (with the blunt in your mouth)....and then float out into zero gravity while getting high as shit
MAGIC WORDS
Text messages are invisible traveling words that let no obstacle stop them from reaching their destination. Intense.
