Just moments ago my friends and I discovered the answer. In a state of quiet desperation, I clipped a bag of amazing cheddar pop corn with a nearby random pant hanger, clipping the band with the one side of the hanger. We immediately realized what we had-two chip clips on the same device, with an optional hanging function. You're welcome.

Instead of bringing in a cup of butter to apply to your popcorn halfway through the movie when the butter-saturated top layers gives way to the dry, butter thirsty middle and bottom. Try this highDEA to minimize effort and maximize total butter saturation.
Step 1. Apply butter to top of popcorn as you normally would.
Step 2. Obtain a straw at your nearest soda vending machine.
Step 3. Insert straw into popcorn bag. To desired depth of popcorn. (imagine you are drilling for oil)
Step 4. Place the top of the straw directly under the butter spout. (a perfect fit i might add)
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