Former Governor of New Mexico, Gary Johnson was on Bill Maher this week and said something that blew my mind.

44% of the country is for the decriminalization of marijuana. When 56% of the country thinks 44% of the country should be behind bars that equals BAD LAW!!!!!!!!!!

After a wake and bake bowl, i helped my grandma take down all her christmas decorations. It was kinda fun and she loved having some one to talk to. All the sudden i realized, My grandma has the same state of mind as i do when im baked.

She makes munchies all day. She naps. She likes old tv shows. She spends hours a day thinking about philosophy, religion, politics. She will talk to anyone. Going to the store can be an event for her.

We have so much in common! . . when im high. is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I was watching c-span and the donkeys and elephants were debating while throwing useless insults at the opposing side. I feel like we should form a lobbyist group that lobbies for compromise and cooperation. Clearly lobbyist groups the only way to get things done in this country. With the message of "please get it together government, we're begging you."

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina?: Only 1/5 of what comes out of her vagina's retarded

how huge of a bong hit did mccain take when he had that idea?

Like seriously he had ron paul as a choice, a huge student demograph fighting for ron paul, and he leveled out the insanity of the far right.

But he picked some bimbo that wrote a book about failure.

wtf mccain. you couldve won with reason. not some desperate bid for a woman vote.