Fuck Snowdays!!!
i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.
Thank you, Dad.
I asked my dad to pick me up some Bagel Bites at the store and the man comes home with a box of 40. 40! He's a saint.
Pizza boxes
They should have pizza slots like mail slots on your front door. Big enough to slide a pizza through, that way you don't have to answer the door high and have the weird "I think they know" feeling when you look the pizza guy in the eye.
Pepperoni Pizza
I hate it when you make a pizza and when you go to cut it the pepperonis are right where you need to cut so they fall down in between the slices and you need to pick them up and put them somewhere else. They need to fix this.
Highdea for Domino's
Instead of talking about how much better your pizza is, how about you actually make it better? Just because you slightly change the pizza and advertise that it tastes better doesn't mean it isn't still shitty. I can eat a fucking feast at Taco Bell for the price of one of your large cardboard and grease pizzas.
Get your shit together Domino's.
The Only Rule of the House
Make sure the pizza cutter is clean at ALL times. No matter what. Nothing sucks more than having a dirty pizza cutter right when you've just cooked a fresh hot pizza.
pizza police
Last night i was driving home high and a car pulls up behind me. I look in the rear view mirror, nervous, like i always do just checking for cops top lights. And its a friggen pizza guy. i realized that when you're high that police men are pizza guys are complete opposites. I would love to be pulled over by a pizza guy. They pull you over and there all like, "you been smoking tonight?" and you're like "yeah he knows' and then they go well have a Fucking pizza! And your think to yourself... thanks awesome stoner god.
Natural Highs
Ok...I LOVE getting high, do not get me wrong. But does anyone else love all those natural highs? Like, beating Bowser at the end of any Mario game? Opening a brand new cd? When making out becomes more than just "making out"? The moment when the pizza delivery first arrives? There's literally so many natural highs...that feel even more fantastic when you're high to begin with! Anyone got any other good ones?
pizza hut calls you
so i was thinking that i dont want pizza enough to order it but if pizza hut called me and offered to deliver a pizza i would definatly get one. its the best sales technique and pizza hut could identify where stoners live and call those houses all the time. i would get so excited if i checked my caller id and it was pizza hut calling.
Pizza Delivery Man
So my friends and I have this plan to get the pizza guy to smoke with us. We're gonna have a bong in the garage then wait for him outside and offer him a hit! He seems like he really wants to smoke because everytime we order pizza he always delivers, and he'll wait around for awhile. I almost asked him to tonight, but he couldn't hear me. Well anyways, wish me luck! :)
