your keyboard's number pad
and your phone's number pad are opposite... it's like they're not even trying
Legal Smoking in Space
I am buying my own private space ship ASAP and i am going to hotbox my astronaut helmet while standing on the moon. Plus, no one can govern space so you can't get in trouble.
FUCK! hang up already!
have you ever noticed that when you are hanging up a call on your cell phone, you can never just push "end" once? you always have to push it 3871261287 times. am i the only one who does this?
Why do people call twice in a row?
If I didn't answer the first time why would i answer the second time?
wow I feel stupid...
I just had a two-minute conversation with my mom before I realized she was on the phone talking to someone else. Damn weed...
Taking Pictures of Schedules
This is why they invented cell phone cameras. Some places aren't like McDonalds and close after awhile, but i can never remember when, and it changes day to day. That's why I've started taking pictures of the signs with times on it with my phone so I can reference it later. Now I always know when the bank closes!
im so high
i was trying to walk down my stairs but every few steps id get a text message then stop on the stairs and reply so i'd be standing there for like a minute. it took me like 10 minutes to get down my stairs then i forgot where my plates and bowls were in my kitchen.
Get over it
I hate it when girls (not all girls) say that I only call them whenever I'm high. I'm just high all the time. Get over it.
Cell Phones
We need to be able to txt our highdeas cause i dont always have a computer on hand when stoned
Do you ever..
Answer the phone and try to tell yourself you're not that baked then later on you realize how fucked up you were and wonder if the person on the phone noticed.
