When I plug my phone into the charger, it makes a sweet happy sound and when I disconnect it a sad sound. I think my phone gets high too.

"Dude, we have the same phone" conversations never really go anywhere. "So uh, how do you like the buttons?" And what could it really mean? Are we long lost cousins? Do we have the same sign? No, we are just two cheap bastards who picked the free one that came with the 1-year contract.

what if like talking on your cell phone you could blow smoke into your phone and have it come out the phone of whoever your talking to. so if its one of those late nights where you run out of weed you could just call your friend and be like hey send me a hit. without even getting off the couch.

Have you ever answered the phone and then wondered why in the hell you answered the phone?

When you call those 800 numbers they have a 'pre-recorded' annoucement, and some have a button when they need to say 'this call may be recorded for quality assurance', (like they really cared about quality when they sent me to someone in a shack in India.)

I want my phone to have an option to answer with multiple pre-recorded announcements, for those times that I answer for no good reason. I'd have one with the shower running in the background.... read more »

I was smoking a bong near a candle and I was making finger shells with the wax. When I took the shells off I had a layer of warm wax on my fingers, I thought I could use the wax to wax my lighter and buff out the scratches. Much to my surprise, it worked beautifully. Then I told my buddy and he thought of doing it to his phone. The deep scratches are visible but reduced and the small scratches disappeared completely.