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Chinese food phone guy

How annoying is it when you can't understand a word the epically foreign guy who answers the phone at any real Chinese food restaurant. How awesome would it be when you called in for Chinese food munchies and someone who's actually fluent in English answered the phone?! Too bad all the chefs don't speak any English. So I would have to learn how to write in chinese. Minor setback.

36

high phone?

When I plug my phone into the charger, it makes a sweet happy sound and when I disconnect it a sad sound. I think my phone gets high too.

29

HighDEAS Mobile

Let's get that started already. There's nothing a stoner loves more than telling a fellow weed smoker how great their shit is and how high they are over text!
I want highdeas for my phone god dammit!

50

Hey! We have the same phone...

"Dude, we have the same phone" conversations never really go anywhere. "So uh, how do you like the buttons?" And what could it really mean? Are we long lost cousins? Do we have the same sign? No, we are just two cheap bastards who picked the free one that came with the 1-year contract.

233

iPhone highDEAS

Today, I emailed highDEAS about how they should make an iPhone/iPod touch app. They responded by saying that if I get a highDEA published about this, then theyll look into it. Make it happen.

19

shotgun through your cell phone

what if like talking on your cell phone you could blow smoke into your phone and have it come out the phone of whoever your talking to. so if its one of those late nights where you run out of weed you could just call your friend and be like hey send me a hit. without even getting off the couch.

113

Phantom vibrations

you know when you feel your phone vibrate but you look at it and there's nothing?
That's the weed gnomes secret way of telling you to smoke

"knock knock knock, it's time to get high!"

23

Play Recording Button On Phones

Have you ever answered the phone and then wondered why in the hell you answered the phone?

When you call those 800 numbers they have a 'pre-recorded' annoucement, and some have a button when they need to say 'this call may be recorded for quality assurance', (like they really cared about quality when they sent me to someone in a shack in India.)

I want my phone to have an option to answer with multiple pre-recorded announcements, for those times that I answer for no good reason. I'd have one with the shower running in the background.... read more »

4

Awkward Conversations

Ok-so, have you ever been in one of those situations where you find yourself running into somebody you barely know and never established any "conversational relationship" with and haven't seen in a long time, yet AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME feel the urge to strike up a conversation with you and try and find out EVERYTHING about your life since the two of you were last in the same room together or something to that effect, but don't wanna look like a jerk for not allowing them to even get a word in??... read more »

19

Wax your phone with a candle

I was smoking a bong near a candle and I was making finger shells with the wax. When I took the shells off I had a layer of warm wax on my fingers, I thought I could use the wax to wax my lighter and buff out the scratches. Much to my surprise, it worked beautifully. Then I told my buddy and he thought of doing it to his phone. The deep scratches are visible but reduced and the small scratches disappeared completely.

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Which new site feature should be implimented? (These came from the site improvements category)
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I'm a greedy bastard...I want them all!!! :)
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Total votes: 248