THOUGHTS
Did u ever notice that u cant chang the volume of ur thoughts? like ur inner monolog?
and if u try to scream in ur head, its not like LOUD its just a yelling sound, but the volume is the same
~Duran -_-
New law...
Burning somebody (giving somebody oregano instead of weed or flat-out taking the money and running) should be made illegal and punishable by death.
I have a question that no one can answer.
Can anyone explain how they know that they are the same person today that they were yesterday?
buttered bread and cats
If buttered bread always lands buttered side up, and cats always land on their feet, then what happens if you tape a piece of buttered bread on the cat's back buttered side down and throw the cat in the air?
Do you remember
back in the day when Pluto was still a planet? In elementary school we were all taught this. Then all of a sudden someone decided to change everything. It makes me wonder how much we THINK that we know about the universe, but is actually completely inaccurate.
Watch, in 50 years all the information in the media and school systems will be different, and we'll be looked at as the "crazy old fuck who smokes too much weed and thinks Pluto is a planet."
I don't care. at least I got my ganja :]
you know you're a TRUE stoner when...
ur whispering to ur friends when its not needed
you laugh at ANYTHING
you get some philosophical thought u would never get when sober
you have no more bud and u smoke the ash in the bowl just to maybe get something.
you also go in ur ashtray looking for a teeny bit of green and if u do u pack it even if its mostly black (did this today i felt like a winner!)
you watch the stupidest shit on tv
everything around u seems to be twice as loud
not wanting to sleep because u know u will wake up sober and u want the high to last as long as possible
u brag about how high you are... read more »
I'm Not Thinking
When your not trying to think, you think a lot. And when you need to think, you can't think at all.
