offbeat

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I JUST SMOKED OUT OF A PINEAPPLE !!!!

i have pics !!!
http://pbckt.com/sA.78j

this is something ive wanted to do for a long time. so tonight is my birthday and we made it happen.

~ lets get high ~

46

quick question

why the fuck do we need eyebrows?

35

Your Balls...

Your balls are like little hot hands in your pants.

Anytime it's cold, they got your back.

49

Coolest guy ever

So two of my friends and I went to a head shop yesterday. We were kind of nervous about it because every other shop we've been in carded us and they aren't 18 yet. The guy working was this awesome old man though and not only did he not card us, but at the end of our visit we came out with four new pieces and the following:
Free screens
Free lighters
Free baggies for the pieces
Free boxes of rolling papers
Free one hitters that look like cigs
Free boxes of incense
Free pokers
and $1 off each of our purchases

He totally made our night.

169

Pot Boobies

Tonight I picked up a sac and hid it in my bra. When I was changing for bed I realized I had forgotten it there. Now my tits smell like dank weed. Yay! Pot Boobies!

46

Alice in Wonderland in 3D!

I saw Alice and Wonderland in 3D yesterday blazed out of my mind, it was the craziest shit ever. Everytime I opened my eyes I was immediately pulled into world of the movie. Unfortunately I passed out halfway through so I'm going to see it again right after this. And I have a fat bowl right here... fuuuck me shitts goood ima go watch it again!

105

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

but if you're tripping hard enough the horse will probably have something interesting to talk about while you wait for it to drink.

108

Texting

Highdeas needs a way to post highdeas through text messages like updating your status on facebook. Because that's so much easier than getting on the computer.. logging on this..(if you don't forget your password).. typing your highdea(if you also don't forget that by then) and submitting.

Seriously.

168

speed of light

If you were traveling in a car at the speed of light what would happen if you turned the headlights on

134

The Rain

Rain is the only type of weather that can make a fat person run