never

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Always so forgetful...

There's a lot of things you forget when you're high, but the one thing you never forget is that you are baked.

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Never Miss 4:20 Again!!!

Hate it when you realize you blew a perfect opportunity to celebrate 4:20? A simple solution is at hand, my friend. Set an alarm on your cell phone for 4:15pm (adjust if you have a longer snooze time) and use that as a warning that 4:20 is only 5 minutes away. Snooze the initial alarm and use the second alarm as the signal to fire up!!!

Blaze on ;)~

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personal truth #1128371 I will always smoke weed

i want to be buried with pre-rolled weed. I dont know that there's anything when i die, but if there's no chronic, I'm jumping over that wall...

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The Train That Never Stops

If you were to jump off of a train that never stops, how would you know if it never stops?