Fuck Snowdays!!!
i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.
girl in my psych classlast night...
FUCK YOU! you knew i was stoned. i spent the first hr and a half trying to convince myself i din't have the munchies and didn't wana go to bk after class cuz i had no money. then you bring up how hungry you were and wanted to go to bk and get like 8 burgers. i spent the last hr deciding what i was going to order. the verdict: i spent $16 on burgers and onion rings and overdrafted my account! fuck you! you owe me $32 dollars in fees
Re-looking
When I have super bad munchies and look through the fridge and cupboards; even if neither of them has anything I'll keep looking. And looking. And looking. And then when I'm sober I realize that I spent the majority of my high looking for food.
Legal Smoking in Space
I am buying my own private space ship ASAP and i am going to hotbox my astronaut helmet while standing on the moon. Plus, no one can govern space so you can't get in trouble.
To the Stoners in Canada
Canada - where the cops catch you in your car with a joint, a bong and a bottle of beer and all you get is a fine for the beer.
Big ups to all my Canadian stoners!!
The Munchies
Man, you ever been baked and had crazy munchies? But you don't feel like moving and your lazy ass weed roaching friends don't wanna do shit but smoke more of your weed..WTF..Man, here it is...Wait for it...
A 24-Hour Munchie Delivery Service...I mean like JUNK FOOD Junkie, they would have it all, from pop (soda, coke) to Sour Patch Kids to fucking microwaved fried mushrooms...C'mon they would be potheads, shit you could just say "Hey, I'd like to order some munchies, just pick me out whatever"...and BAM! Motherfucking bag of Butterfingers at you door. Ha, you feel me potheadz?
That one guy
Why is there always one fuckin guy that has to sort through the bag of chex mix to pick out the brown things thus effectively fucking up the whole balance of chex and brown things. Have some fuckin self respect for once its just rude!
