when i'm high, and i have a sandwich or a slice of pizza or a bowl of chips, i always take a bite, savour the deliciousness, then look down at what's left, and get so happy because i think, "look how many more bites i could take" and then i get to the last bite, and i'm like, "fuck, there wasn't as much as i thought there was."
does this happen to anyone else?

ok, so i'm sure most of you know about apple pipes and how to make them and whatnot, but have you ever realized how PERFECT of a stoner creation one is?? it takes care of getting you high and then provides a tasty/watery snack for you when you get the munchies and cottonmouth!! and plus you get every bit of THC from your weed when you eat it...sounds perfect to me :)

...How do they make shit taste like other shit?

...and who are "they."

When you are preparing to fire up a bowl of your favorite green try firing up a frozen lasagna in the oven as well. You really can't go wrong when it comes to pasta layered in tomato meat sauce layered in melted ricotta and mozzarella cheese layered with even more crispy cheese on top. This lasagna can be purchased at any frozen food dispensary for a very reasonable price... Fresh and hot or leftover and cold It's the way to go! Stouffers, "nothing comes closer to Home"

When your watching tv and eating something crunchy and the sound of you munching away is so loud in your head that you cant hear the tv.