Dumbest Saying Ever
having a "monkey on your back", meaning that you are carrying a burden. what a stupid concept. if I had a monkey on my back, I'd be ecstatic. it would be the best thing that's ever happened to me, it'd be the opposite of a burden.
Monkeys should be made more available to us.
I think we should all be able to have monkeys if we want to. We can teach them to do our chores, to cook. I mean I don't want any monkey slaves or anything, I just want to employ some monkeys. I'll pay them. I think I would be a good monkey boss, not mean, totally lax, if they wanted to be blazen monkey's, that's cool, whatever, just get the chores done on time and I'll keep the monkey bucks coming. right? Word to your monkey.
stoner capuchin
ok i had the trippiest high ever. my friend brought us to his jamaican friends house to smoke- this dude ws the most stereotypical jamaican ever he practices voodoo n theres all these monkey statues n shit around his living room. about halfway thru smokin he goes 'bosco' n one of the fukin monkey statues wasnt a monkey STATUE it was a REAL monkey a little capuchin monkey. it climbed down from the shelf n i swear to go it smoked a bowl with us. this monkey seriously smoked like me takin huge rips. i smoked wwit a fukin monkey!!!
stoner monkey
i want a smallish monkey, to smoke with me. it will be my best friend. and i will always have someone to smoke with (that doesnt take huge hits, because its a monkey). that would be awesome
Bounce Theory of prevention
what if an automobile's cage (as much as possible)was made from the same thing tennis balls or racket balls were made from? Then, when people wreck, they would just bounce to safety. I think this could work for airplanes too...and why stop there, buildings, side walks, everything should have a bouncy protective shell. I can't wait til Gina gets home so i can tell her about this.
mini animals would be amazing!!!!
can you just imagine having a mini elephant, horse, dog, monkey, or giraffe or anything. like it would fit in your palm. it would be soooo cool. you dont even know how bad i want one. i would give up a million dollars just to have a little monkey that you can bring to school and play with in class. lol. like it would be the size of like a fun size candy bar or something. it would be awesome. and you can just put it in your pocket when you go somewhere. say your sitting in class and you just wip out your mini monkey and he runs all over the table and climbs all over your stuff.
Domestic Animals for Stoners
According to Wikipedia, the last animal to be domesticated was the hedgehog in the 1980's, and we all know that hedgehogs are sooo 1980. Why don't the stoners of America work on domesticating another species that would just chill all the time? Candidates for this position right now are three toed sloths, red pandas, and possibly well mannered monkeys or raccoons.
monkey labor
Think about it people. We get rid of child labor in factories, train monkeys, and pay them in bananas. They don't know what money is! We give them limited rights so they don't rise up and make Planet of the Apes an unavoidable future.
chocolate milk cow
there should be a cow that constantly makes chocolate milk that like eather makes just chocolate milk or has like a screen with a bunch of nesquik in it that you filter the milk through that makes chocolate milk but like the screen comes standard and the cow has like an mp3 player or something.
