monkey

22

Bounce Theory of prevention

what if an automobile's cage (as much as possible)was made from the same thing tennis balls or racket balls were made from? Then, when people wreck, they would just bounce to safety. I think this could work for airplanes too...and why stop there, buildings, side walks, everything should have a bouncy protective shell. I can't wait til Gina gets home so i can tell her about this.

44

Domestic Animals for Stoners

According to Wikipedia, the last animal to be domesticated was the hedgehog in the 1980's, and we all know that hedgehogs are sooo 1980. Why don't the stoners of America work on domesticating another species that would just chill all the time? Candidates for this position right now are three toed sloths, red pandas, and possibly well mannered monkeys or raccoons.

20

monkey labor

Think about it people. We get rid of child labor in factories, train monkeys, and pay them in bananas. They don't know what money is! We give them limited rights so they don't rise up and make Planet of the Apes an unavoidable future.

15

chocolate milk cow

there should be a cow that constantly makes chocolate milk that like eather makes just chocolate milk or has like a screen with a bunch of nesquik in it that you filter the milk through that makes chocolate milk but like the screen comes standard and the cow has like an mp3 player or something.

17

Marijuana Smog

Infuse marijuana vapors into the smogs that permeates all major metropolitan cities, may as well be high on days we cant breath.

19

Anti-gravity Bra (invisible)

Wouldn't it be great if boobs did not sag on their own? An invisible bra that negates gravity. They would have mass and at the same time be perfectly shaped. Can you imagine how great life would be? (for everyone)

19

Joy of Smoking - A New Show!

I was just watching the Joy of Painting with that white dude with the afro that looks like a cloud, and he gave me an idea! What if we had a show called the Joy of Smoking! That afro dude could be the host since he is stoned when he paints and he would show his crazy adventures while he is high! He makes me laugh for no reason while painting, so this could make us laugh more when high! We could relate to his adventures! I think it's good anyways.

7

Frozen Lemon Slices in Your Corona

Similar to the "Lime ice cubes in your corona" Ice does not work, so just cut and freeze a bunch of lemons to cool your corona (beer).

Thanks to this highdea:
http://highdeas.com/food/Lime_ice_cubes_in_your_corona

12

Monkey Bong

A bong monkeys can smoke from. Think about it. if a monkey gets his own bong, it wont beg for yours.

19

Legalize Marijuana in California

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/24/california.marijuana/
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