2 Dollar Tips
I want to go to the bank and get a bunch of 2 dollar bills and just tip people with 2 dollar bills. Getting 2 dollars for a tip is pretty lame but if you give them a 2 dollar bill they would be like "WOAH I just got a 2 dollar bill" and it would make there day haha
The Founding Fathers...
Were such stoners. They were like, dude lets make money green and lets put our faces on it.
being super baked
You know when you zone out for like 20 mins. then for 5 seconds you become completely sober and think "holy fuck i am so high..." then you proceed to zone out some more
Why do we sell shiney boxes for so much?
When are they going to stop pricing the shit out of caskets? The family already had to deal with the lost of a loved one. Now they have to pay out the ass for a box to put them in? I personally find this kinda fucked up.
Why cigarettes?
Fuck them. Like they don't even get you high, and you're just spending your hard earned cash on gross little death sticks. No offense to cig smokers on this site, but I mean you could just save up that money you're always using for a pack a day to get more weed! I use to smoke almost two packs a day, but let me tell you, quitting is the best thing I've ever done! It's definitely hard, but worth it!!
UPVOTE if you agree that weed is A BILLION times better than any brand of cigarette!
Weed > Tip
To who ever ordered the burger and cheese fries,
Yesterday i met you on a delivery and we had this conversation.
You: "sorry i don't have money for a tip, but u can smoke this jay with me if u want".
Me: F ya
Just wanted to say no need to say sorry sorry sir, that is the best tip i have gotten in the cheap college town.I'll take weed over a tip anyday.
From,
A happy delivery driver
PS : Sorry for eating some of your fries after we smoked
Who said "money can't buy happiness"?
That's bullshit... I can buy weed with money and weed can make anyone happy
sometimes the truth is awesome
Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed
Dear Neighbors
Just because I'm always blatantly getting high at my window doesn't mean you have to stop hiring me to babysit your kids. Come on, I need your money to buy weed
