can you just imagine having a mini elephant, horse, dog, monkey, or giraffe or anything. like it would fit in your palm. it would be soooo cool. you dont even know how bad i want one. i would give up a million dollars just to have a little monkey that you can bring to school and play with in class. lol. like it would be the size of like a fun size candy bar or something. it would be awesome. and you can just put it in your pocket when you go somewhere. say your sitting in class and you just wip out your mini monkey and he runs all over the table and climbs all over your stuff.

So when someone (or some THING) scuffs up your nikes, and you KNOW you gotta wash that shit before it sinks in, but you don't wanna run an entire wash on something as small as a shoelace (because washing machines use a shit load of water and that's just wasteful) you just put your shoelaces into like a nalgene bottle, add a mini size amount of detergent, then pour in hot water and spin that shit around! its like a MINI WASHING MACHINE!!