Women always wonder why when they have sex with many men, they are considered whores, and when guys have sex with many women, they are considered players, I like to put it this way, its like padlocks, if a key can open many locks, its a master key, but if a lock can be opened by many keys, its a broken lock.

Deep down, I feel every man loves some great tasting chocolate. Rather than shapes like bunnies, kisses and roses, they should have MAN CHOCOLATE! Man Chocolate comes in cool shapes and molds like grenades, beer, footballs, tanks and bazookas.