Today I realized that Mario is a homeless person...
Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms.
Mario is trippin balls
Mario is trippin balls. He eats shrooms so he can jump on little innocent turtles?
Mario World Theme Park
I wish there was a theme park created solely in honor of the mario world. Bowser roller coaster? Yoshi slide? Trippy toad ride? The possibilities are endless!
Why does Bowser kidnap the princess?
Why exactly does Bowser keep kidnapping the princess? I mean, it's not for the money, as he leaves gold coins scattered throughout the world. He just holds onto her for no good reason. My theory...he wants a piece of that ass. I donno...I think they should make a cartoon explaining this. It'd be a lot like Beauty and the Beast. The only difference being...there'd be an almost uncomfortably long sex scene. Graphic too. Cause graphic sex is how Bowser rolls.
Mario Appreciation.
So, I am the biggest Mario Fan, I have literally played/own every single Mario game ever created starting from original Super Mario on NES.
This dude is a fat damn plumber who fights goomba's, Turtles, Bombs, Cannons, Bowser, Evil Plants, Fire Monsters, Shell Creatures, and more all to rescue Peach, who made him a Cake? -- Mario is the greatest stoner of us all.
I mean, he eats a Magic Mushroom and grows twice his size, making him ever so powerful. After eating these magical mushrooms, he can take a flower and start throwing fireballs? Or he can take a leaf and turn into a fox and fly?... read more »
Natural Highs
Ok...I LOVE getting high, do not get me wrong. But does anyone else love all those natural highs? Like, beating Bowser at the end of any Mario game? Opening a brand new cd? When making out becomes more than just "making out"? The moment when the pizza delivery first arrives? There's literally so many natural highs...that feel even more fantastic when you're high to begin with! Anyone got any other good ones?
you're a real life mario
Have you ever noticed that when you play video games you get better and better every time to take a smoke break and come back? It's almost like I'm mario and I just got a mushroom...or a star and now I'm bigger and better!
Michael Bay's: Mario kart
Now i hate Michael Bay, but i have to admit, he could make a CRAZY live action Mario Kart. Starring Megan Fox as Princess Peach. Shia LeBeouf as Toad. Danny DeVito as Wario...
mario kart party rule
it should be a law that if a cop busts a party but someone throws a giant red shell (like the ones in mario kart) at him....that he has to leave and the party can continue
