The coolest friend you could ever have
I was thinking how incredible it would be when you turn 18 you get a weed buddy made entirely of weed and is exactly as big and heavy as you. It would take your whole life to smoke him but he would age around the same rate as you would since you only take a little off of him each time you smoke. So by the time you die he would have shrunk all the way to a blunt and after you smoke the last of him you die at the same time. And not only that hes the coolest guy ever and hes exactly who you want to hang out with all the time. I would name mine Steven
Tired of druggies being affiliated with weed smokers
I don't pop pills, I don't snort shit, I don't make sizzurp, I don't thizz, ALL I DO IS SMOKE WEED. onelove
better person
smoking weed has literally made me such a better person.
i can love so much better and in a much more beautiful way when i'm stoned.
and i can anaylze every bit of information i know in such a complex and insane way, and i can learn more from that.
weed makes people so much happier in life, they are shown how amazing and perfect even the littlest of things can be.
The best relationships include weed
There's nothing like sitting with a bong in one hand and your arm around your girl while she packs. It's a symbiosis.. I cant imagine anything better
You know your a stoner when...
Instead of how many days you've smoked, you count how many days you've MISSED smoking. So far i've missed 3 this semester! Stoner FTW!
Valentines Day Is Overrated....
If you don't have a Valentine, look to Mary Jane. She never asked for anything but a paper or pipe or whatever and a little bit of fire.
And she'll never let you down. She always comes through to make you feel better, in the best of times and the worst of times.
I know she's a little financially demanding (Then again, most women tend to be anyway), but I'd much prefer waiting at home or at the bar for Mary Jane to show up than spending the day at the mall, waiting for whats-her-face to find something that doesn't maker her look "fat".... read more »
I Love My Bud...
Your always there for me,...you pick me up when im down,... yon give me the munchies,...you make me think more creatively,...you make life better,...you make life chill,... your probably my best friend, ...I love you bud.
Stoner Love
It makes me happy to be on this site and see how quickly things get posted and how many people are on this site. Makes me realize that theres a whole bunch of loyal stoners out there, burnin down all the time!
That Hit.
You know when you've taken a couple hits from that bong already. and you take one more and its...that hit..the hit that puts you on your back. I love that shit man.
