lighter

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look in your crotch!!!

i swear during every smoke sesh in a car or sitting down, i always lose my lighter or my weed.

AND ITS ALWAYS IN MY CROTCH

just check your crotch, its probably there.

183

Who came up with this idea?

Which asshole had the idea of putting the letter S in the word lisp

264

My New Pothead Girlfriend

so today i was smoking a blunt before class..so in the middle of class there was girl right next who at the time i didn't know..then all of a sudden the teacher asks me to go up to the board to solve a problem and when i go back to sit down my lighter falls out near her..and then when she reached to pick it up for me her eye drops and lighter fell out...so after class we blazed and shes my new girlfriend

189

Modified Ligters

who else pries the safety thing off lighters so its easier to light? so annoying but so much better for stoner me.

87

oh, my bad dude

Have you ever been so high that you look for the lighter for 30min before realizing it was in your hand the whole fucking time? I have

146

Lighter Snatcher

Ok so im sure all stoner groups like my group go halfway into smoking then realize that the lighter is gone and have to look for it. Does anyone else have that friend that ALWAYS has the lighter? Yea....fuck that friend

79

flame-a-bowls

as a stoner, one of the worst things that can happen is to have a fat bowl packed and not being able to find your lighter, or even worse not being able to get you torch going cuz its too windy outside

this is why i propose the flame-a-bowl
they should sell bongs with litte button you press to torch your bowls once they're fully packed, thus eliminating the trouble of lighters

82

Silent Lighter

When you want to be quite but still smoke alot just light a candle. it only takes one light from ur lighter and u constantly have fire. just press the gas without flicking the flint and hold the gas over the flame and smoke that weed.

60

What do you think..

What do you think about this highDEA, I wish to hold a highDEAS meet in Southern California. I'm located in San Diego, but anywhere within two hours driving is fine by me. I'm a DJ so i'll supply music, everyone can bring their favorite baked goods, or we can go to a restaurant that will foreword some of their profits from us to Haiti victims. (Perhaps both) We can all sit around, sharing the best stories in person, i guarantee highDEAS with sponsor us with a few t-shirts and we can wear em to spot each other.... read more »

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Fuck me right?

Don't you just hate it when you go to smoke a bowl and you notice your only lighter is dead.