turn it down, would ya?
why do people scream and yell? it just ruins my high. humans shouldnt even be able to make a sound that loud. shut up and go away
Attention MTV!
"True Life: I'm a stoner."
I'd watch it. I'd get stoney bologna beforehand, of course. I think it would quite interesting.
Passing a bowl that's cashed
everyone's done it.. you just pass it to who ever's next when you know damn well ther prolly gonna inhale a mouth full of ash... why don't we warn them...? because we're toooooo high.
human eggs
How nuts would it be if female humans laid eggs instead of giving birth. A little fucking baby would open up the egg and just start whining and shit. soooo funny
To All You Older Smokers.
you cant tell me im too young to smoke. there's no age limit on dying, so why should there be an age limit on living?
My older bro...
ohkay so 3 months ago i started smoking, and the only ppl who kno are my friends that i smoke with so i finally decided to tell my cooler older bro that i smoked. rite after i did, he brought me to his room, pulled out his fav. bowl and his bong and we smoked, after we smoked he gave me a pat on the back and we had a crazy ass day playing ball and seeing a movie. i feel like ive been accepted within the stoner community! smoke on bro...!
Teamwork...
...true teamwork is when your passager take the wheel while your driving so you can roll a joint!
naps kinda suck?
does anyone ever take a nap in the middle of a nice day and just feel like shit? like you missed everything and you dont know what anyone in the world is doing?
