The most important meal of the day
It's 8:43 AM on a Saturday. I refuse to get out of my pajama's and it's cold as hell outside. I'm hungry. Someone needs to open a breakfast delivery place. I'm pretty sure I could single handedly keep it in business.
Buy your own damn weed!
I don't mind smoking people up when I have weed. In fact, I like getting people high. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside. What does bother me however is when I'm about to go leave and somebody that NEVER smokes me up asks me for a bowl and then makes me feel like a dick when I say no. I work hard for the money that I used to buy that weed and when I leave it's coming with me because that is where it belongs...it needs to travel with me onto my next adventure, whatever that may be.... read more »
Fuck everyone against weed.
I work full-time, go to school full-time, I'm in the Army Reserves AND I SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY. It doesn't ruin lives, it strengths them.
Not forgetful, just lazy.
Sometimes I will quit talking in the middle of a sentence.
It's not because I forgot,
it's because I'm too damn lazy to finish what I was saying.
I'm not sure which is more pathetic.
500 shorts
Does anyone else catch themself reading like 500 short things on here but skip any thats like 4 lines long thinking thats too much to read?
The other day
i smoked my cat up, like usual. after we smoked, he got up, walked two steps, stopped, looked around for something like he was lost, then took two more steps and laid down.
my lazy cat is the shiiit.
Bullshit Area
Have you ever noticed, that when you're stoned, anything more than 3 ft. away from you is complete bullshit. Its just too much effort to stand up and get it, so whatever it is, is complete bullshit.
Lazy River House
Imagine if your house was connected room to room by a lazy river that you needed an innertube to get through
Curbs=Trash cans
So your driving, already smoked up a spliff, and you go through the taco bell drive through and get some fucking tacos.
You scarf them down at the next red light, and now your stuck with 6-8 taco wrappers, a quickly emptying soda cup, and a taco bell bag.
What do you with all that shit? Throw it out the window when no ones behind you, right?... read more »
