"Fuck My Life"
Fuck "FML."
There are kids without parents, families living on less than a dollar a day, people living in boxes, kids working under a whip in sweat shops doing hard labour, people who have to eat out of the garbage to stay alive, and you're dropping an "FML" because you spilled your juice on the carpet?
We have money to buy weed, money to munch out after we smoke the weed we bought, and then some. Don't take shit for granted stoners.
gothic kids
you know the kids that go around with demon marks dressed in black in all, well sometimes they will get together at an abandoned house with a witchcraft for dummies book and try to wake a demon...what do you think those kids would do if the devil came and bit one of their heads off hahahahaha
I'm going to teach my son
how to snowboard before he learns how to walk. So when you take it off he'll be all stumbling and falling and what not, but strap a board to his feet and he'll be carving down the mountain like a champ.
weed is for all ages
have you ever noticed that there really is no age limit on weed? like on this site, we have a lot of kids that get busted by their parents... adn a lot of adults who do their shit every day to keep themselves supported... and yet we all can laugh at the same things. we all have the same thoughts. we all love the same things.
weed makes us indifferent to another age group, something you rarely find anywhere else. think about it.
well, except the little fake stoners who do it to be cool.
fuck i love weed.
remember when...
you were a teenager and your friends would ask you how many times you've smoked... and you had an numerical answer.
now ask yourself... "how many times have you smoked?" Impossible to answer now
Call before you come
The house was clean, the babies in bed, fireplace lit and christmas movies on, me and the hub smoked 2 blnts bk2bk. All of a sudden the back door unlocks and its my 16yr old step son and his uber religous gf, he was bringing her over to meet us for the first time, it was sooo awkward and funny all at the same time.. Everytime she would sniff I would laugh..
if two twins marry two twins
anyone ever think what would happen if a set of identical twin sisters married a ser of identical twin brothers would all their kids look the same? i mean, how could they not
the true gateway drug
I've seen several posts on here arguing that weed isn't a gateway drug. I agree but I would take it a step further, I propose the true gateway drug is spinning. As kids each of undoubtably have spun around real fast and then fall to the ground as dizzy. Think about it, this is the first time in your life you alter your reality, and achieve a feeling similar to being really drunk or high (conincidentally called the spins).
So if you ever see a kid who won't stop spinning, just think "that kid is on a slippery slope"
Smoking with your kids
I can't wait to have kids and smoke with them. Not when they're young... when they're grown ups and I'm a little old lady, smoking my cares away and telling them crazy stories from 'back in the day'.
