joint

44

happiness consultant.

this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

38

Cake Batter Ice Cream

...How do they make shit taste like other shit?

...and who are "they."

115

marijuana sex

so today me and my girl smoked a blunt while fucking.

can i get a whoop whoop

110

gateway drug

is marijuana a gateway drug? yes, it always seems to lead me to internet porn and fruit snacks.

34

yawning is really really weird

WTF is a yawn? it's so contagious. why is it so contagious? do all animals yawn? i've seen cats and dogs do it. did we inherit this trait? did dinosaurs yawn? just so many questions are raised by this thing. i keep yawning while writing this because i have to think about yawns. that's weird. YAWNS ARE SO WEIRD!

25

2 bowls and a joint...

and it's not even 4:20. today is going to be a good day.

146

Upvote this highDEA if....

you are going to get BLITZED as FUCK and go see the new alice in wonderland when it comes out
I know I will

54

You know in Pineapple Express...

when they go into the woods during the night time? Well me and 2 of my friends thought that would be a fun little adventure. So we went out to the Blue Ridge Parkway and smoked a bowl of some dank headies. Well that soon became one of the worst ideas we have ever had. We soon realized that the woods were dark and things live in the dark that high people don't like. Don't go hang out stoned in the woods after dark. It's scary.

28

Piña Colada

Roll one joint in a pineapple flavoured paper and another in a coconut flavoured paper. Smoke them both at the same time. Delicious.

24

A joint has like

become an extension peace of my hand, know what I mean?

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