This is Heaven
I'm in a resort in jamaica. I ordered a room service pizza and while waiting smoked a bowl on the balcony in this awesome wicker swing. i sprinkled weed and hash on the pizza and ate it. now i am reclining in the swing, smoking a bowl of weed and hash, and staring at the blue green ocean and a shoreline that goes on for miles, complete with an old shipwreck right in the middle. stoked
Cannabis Claus
Santa Claus gives toys to children. Cannabis Claus gives weed to stoners.
Santa Claus gives you coal if you're naughty. Cannabis Claus gives you stems.
Santa Claus flies around on a sleigh. Cannabis Claus flies on a magical bong.
Santa Claus uses reindeer to get around. Cannabis Claus uses giant grizzly bears.
Santa Claus lives at the North Pole. Cannabis Claus lives in Jamaica.
Santa Claus wears a red suit and has jolly red cheeks. Cannabis Claus wears a green suit and has squinty red eyes.
Santa Claus makes his journey on December 25. Cannabis Claus does it on April 20.
Beer Can....
If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent...Mind officially blown.
