Let's get that started already. There's nothing a stoner loves more than telling a fellow weed smoker how great their shit is and how high they are over text!
I want highdeas for my phone god dammit!

just that. an application made for iPhones and iPod touches. for all the times youre high without the convience of a computer but you have your nifty apple device and would like to share stoned thoughts.

and has anyone watched a squirrel high? it's fantastic.

Have you ever wondered why science has advanced at the speed that it does but still certain things remain in their most primitive forms? Really... think about it. In less than 50 years we managed to get to the freaking moon. We went from having phones the size of a washing machine that could only place shitty calls to iphones that can pretty much suck your dick if you download the right app. We can store thousands of songs in little devices and listen to them on the go.

Then why the hell are suppositories the same fucking size?!?!... read more »

So, we were watching Planet Earth right? And what the fuck is the name for just a shit ton of ferrets? Who in Sam Hill knows? The internet knows. And it's a business. Are ferrets a particularly industrious animal? The implications are yes.

As it turns out, all kinds of animals have ridiculous collective names. These name shenanigans beg the question: who the fuck gets to name animal collectives? What kind of degree do I have to get or whose dick do I have to suck to get that job?

So read this... or don't...... read more »

a guitar with a perfect sound. The only difference between it and any other top of the line guitar of its class is it has no steel or nylon strings. It still plays, though. How? The "strings" are digital, and the fretboard is electronic. It'd be the same technology as an iphone or other touch-screen device. Other sounds could be replicated as well, and tuning would be no problem, with a digital tuner bringing the string to the tuning you desire.