so today me and my girl smoked a blunt while fucking.

can i get a whoop whoop

ok so if cats ALWAYS land on their feet.and toast ALWAYS lands butter side down, then if you stole a cat and duct taped toast upside down on its back threw it in the air it would become anti gravity cat!!! you could fly on it and shit.

im sick of everything i have to carry around in my damn pockets. think about it, phone, wallet, keys, lighter, cigarettes, a freshly packed piece, and sometimes even an ipod. every time i go to a party i have to do a pocket check periodically throughout the night to make sure i have everything. using a man purse or fanny pack is definitely out of the question.. makes me sick

Why hasn't anyone come up with a couch fridge. I was laying on my couch wishing i had a nice cold beverage but was too lit to get up. Why not make the footing of a couch a slide out cooled compartment. That way when you don't feel like getting up you just reach down and bang, satisfaction.

I don't know if anyone added this highDEA already but this would be awesome.

- likewiseguy