showerheads
I'm not sure if this is already invented, but I don't feel like checking.. so there should be a showerhead with a censor, so whenever you're standing under it the water comes out but when you move away from it, it stops! so it doesn't waste water :) genius!!
Discovery of marijuana = 8 year old kid.
After the discovery of fire, some caveman's kid probably just went out and started burning shit, like we all did as little rascals. Sparks up a plant, gets high, then heads back to the cave for some mammoth and day old pterodactyl.
Word.
Greatest Invention
The chair is one of the greatest inventions ever. think about it almost everyone in the world has sat in a chair and half the population sit in chairs for their jobs.
Best of the Decade
alright so you know how there are those lists of shit like the "top ten inventions of the decade", well how crazy would it be to be able to see those lists for the next decade. it would have all the best inventions of the next ten years. it would be like contact lenses with screens on them that are connected to computers or somethin crazy like that
inventing things when you're high
then realizing they already exist. today i invented something that would tell you where to drive, aka a gps.
if your an athlete that smokes read this shit
Im a big athlete, but i smoke a shitload so i bought a vaporizor and its made life a lot easier, but lately i got a vaporizor connector to my bong and i got that activated carbon coal shit too, so now its like a vape carboned water filtered hit, and i have literally done this before practices and then run suicides high as shit with no trouble in my lungs, ITS AMAZING. if you play sports and smoke a lot you gotta invest in this shit, its literally perfect
why weed is illegal
Ok so i love smoking weed and I cant seem to understand how politicians are so against it. Plenty of straight A students smoke a shit load of weed and plenty of good athletes do too. Weed is just not that bad. However I was talking to my sister today and she was very blazed and she explained it in a new way I had never thought of before. Ok so alcohol is only legal because it can be measured, like they can breathalyze you so they can determine how drunk you are and arrest you if its "over the limit". You cant measure how high someone is though.... read more »
advanced phone chargers
i always seem to forget to actually plug in my phone before i pass out, because im too high. itd be way more convient if phone chargers were wireless and had a sensor that could dectect the phone within 10 ft, and automatuaclly charge it.
someone make this, ill buy it.
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i lost the game, by the way. <-mindfuck!
low battery kills!!
You know how when your phone gets a low battery it lights up every 15 SECONDS to tell you that its dying in turn actually killing the battery faster... how retarded is that?
custom supplies
what if you could or custom bongs and pipes. like you get to decide the colors and designs and shape and everything! you could put pictures or whatever you wanted on there. and even papers, you could put like little leaves on it or obama's face. haha whatever you would like.
