interesting

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#2 Pencils?

If #2 pencils are the only pencils used, why not make them #1?

166

this is a fact

anything and everythung that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

112

replace "snowed" with "snew"

wouldn't that only make sense? "oh it really snowed a lot!" should be "holy fuck, it snew everywhere!" like grow gets it; grew.

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Interesting Word Combination

Bi, polar, and bear. Three distinctly different words.
Bi - meaning two
Polar - meaning opposite sides
Bear - a bear

However, when put together these meanings can be absurd.

Bipolar - psychological disorder
Polar Bear - large white bear that lives in Antarctica
Bibear - sounds like that one dude (Justin Bieber)
Bipolar Bear - a normal forest bear suffering from a psychological disorder (rare)
Bi Polar Bear - a large white bisexual bear that lives in Antarctica

54

getting paid to go to college

my friend didn't feel like going to class so is paying me for the semester to go...i love college

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itunes Story

So I wanted to listen to the song Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye.

So I go to the top right of iTunes an type "let's"

These songs came up in the following order (listed alphabetically by artist:

"Let's Stay Together" by Al Green
"Let's Get Retarded" by The Black Eyed Peas
"Let's Go" by The Cars
"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
"Let's Spend The Night Together" by The Rolling Stones
"Let's See Action" by The who

And I noticed that in that order, the names create a story about a guy and a girl who to a party.

"Let Stay Together"
"Let's Get Retarded"
"Let's Go"
"Let's get I... read more »

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Aminimimals

You know how we think that some animals are extremely ugly lookin'? Well what do you think those animals think of us... Like a couple a squirrels are talking to each other...

Hey Jim, you see those human things over there?

Yeah Todd, why do you ask?

Those things are uglier than your cousin Patricia

The one who waterskis?

Yeah... Her.

Haha yeah they're pretty ugly man... But I do appreciate those telephone wires that they made. Getting to different trees is much more efficient.

Dude... hide the weed some cops are walking over here.

What are you talking about?... read more »

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My Favorite Plant

Got high and came up with another short poem..

The smoke may rise, but my eye lids fall.
My worries are gone, no more stone wall.
I was stuck, but at last I am free,
for this bowl of herb grants me tranquility.
In this world of hate and violence,
this beloved plant helps me appreciate the silence.

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TwelveSpaces Theory

If you take the words "Twelve Spaces" and take out the middle space you see "TwelveSpaces".
thats not the interesting part. the interesting part is TwelveSpaces takes up exactly twelve spaces.
blow your mind? i thought so.

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I swear I have a magic bowl.

The first bowl I ever purchased is just a really small spoon. Nothing fancy, just a regular glass pipe. I smoked out of it for a while before I graduated on to a bubbler. I still use it occasionally. If I need something portable or if I'm feeling nostalgic. Or if I'm COMPLETELY OUT OF WEED... This thing somehow always has res in it... I mean a lot of res. Seriously, you light the beast for a while and the inner part of the spoon glows orange and fuck... you get high. Anyone else have a magic piece?