It's like plush
Has anyone ever felt bread? Like REALLY felt bread? That shit is so fucking soft it's outrageous! Slices of bread are more or less, just little square stuffed animals.
Wait, and what? You can house nearly an entire meal inside of said stuffed animals?
Who doesn't appreciate bread?
I just got locked out of my house.
I just went to tesco to smoke a joint and get some milk and left without my keys. So I just had to hatch a plan to get back into my house. It involved a stick I broke off a tree and took me about an hour. If I wasn't high I would have just used the spare key.
FUUUCCK.
lonely stoner
sometimes its nice to be alone when i'm really high...one bowl has at least twice the affect it usually does and you don't have to worry about acting sober or cool any body else enjoy that loner stone sometimes?
Whoops .... wrong house
So me and my friend were blazed out of our mind trying to find our friend's place. We pulled into his drive away and parked in the grass ... walked up to the door and knocked it a bunch of times. Two huge dogs run up to the door barkin their heads off, and we just kinda stand there. We call him up "dude, do you have two dogs" ... "uh, no I dont" ... "oh". Felt like The Flash runnin back to the car trying to duck away, sorry neighbors, wrong house.
Weed House
What if there was a ventilation system for your house that just put THC into the air in your house? You would HAVE to be high. All the time.
House arrest
OK I was just thinkin', say you were put under house arrest, and couldn't go a certain amount of yards away from your home. Ok now what if you lives in a RV? Could you still drive around and go places?
Secret Rooms
Take note contractors and architects,
From here on out every house should have at least one secret room/passage. If I build a house, you best believe there will be a revolving bookcase and a trap door.
Lazy River House
Imagine if your house was connected room to room by a lazy river that you needed an innertube to get through
House Bong
I want to build a bong into the walls in my house. It would be connected to the plumbing so when the water gets gross I'd hit a button and it would flush like a toilet then be replaced with new water.
smoking in a cops backyard
So my recent living situation has moved to in with my girlfriend and her family(parents and sister&boyfriend)my girls father is a cop and.I smoke weed everyday at the house along with my girl.how ballsy can I be.I smoke at a cops house everyday
