This is something I discovered a couple nights ago when I arrived back at my fraternity house, completely blasted out of my mind.

Make hot chocolate. NOT the pussy hot chocolate (one package of powder and some milk). I'm talking 2 packets of powder, 2 sugars, cream, and a little chocolate syrup.

Then take a fudgsicle, too frozen and icy to be enjoyed by your dry, stoned mouth; dip the fudgsicle into the hot chocolate to thaw it out for easy and delicious comsumption.

Then drink the hot chocolate, cooled off and full of melted fudgcicle shit.

You don't even understand.