rap music...
dont get me wrong, i love rap and all kinds of music, but today whilst taking a bong hit and listening to lil wayne it ocurred to me that i and a lot of people enjoy listening to others make songs about how they're better than us....amiright?
God Damn Caps
Im so fucking high, watching Tropic Thunder, trying to log into Highdeas, but my password isnt working i keep trying and trying for about 30 minutes, i finally look down and Caps Lock is on, how the fuck did that even happen i have no idea.
WEED = EMERGENCY ROOM = WTF??
Last night I get baked out of my mind. One thing leads to another and before you know it I have the world's biggest most delicious burrito right in front of me. I remember telling myself.....it can't be healthy to eat this entire burrito in one sitting. Fuck it, I eat the entire thing. Then I start feeling bad pains in my stomach and sides. The pain got worse and worse to the point where I had to go to the ER. I am screaming my head off in the room. Doctor comes to my bed and I say.. Doc, am I going to be the first to die of weed. He said "No, kidney stones dumbass"!
I lived.
Nature, you da bomb
High off your ass, standing on a cliff edge in the forest and not seeing a single man made object is the most uplifting feeling ever.
There's nothing better than
Masturbating while high ... two best feelings ... it's sensational
'Nuff said
the morning after....
....i drink, i feel like the world has turned against me. the morning after i smoke, i feel like the world is just waiting to say hi to me. and i smoke again :)
