high

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rap music...

dont get me wrong, i love rap and all kinds of music, but today whilst taking a bong hit and listening to lil wayne it ocurred to me that i and a lot of people enjoy listening to others make songs about how they're better than us....amiright?

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God Damn Caps

Im so fucking high, watching Tropic Thunder, trying to log into Highdeas, but my password isnt working i keep trying and trying for about 30 minutes, i finally look down and Caps Lock is on, how the fuck did that even happen i have no idea.

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How are you?

"Hi, how are you?"
"High, how are you"

Mind Blown? or Blown out of you Mind?

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WEED = EMERGENCY ROOM = WTF??

Last night I get baked out of my mind. One thing leads to another and before you know it I have the world's biggest most delicious burrito right in front of me. I remember telling myself.....it can't be healthy to eat this entire burrito in one sitting. Fuck it, I eat the entire thing. Then I start feeling bad pains in my stomach and sides. The pain got worse and worse to the point where I had to go to the ER. I am screaming my head off in the room. Doctor comes to my bed and I say.. Doc, am I going to be the first to die of weed. He said "No, kidney stones dumbass"!

I lived.

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Nature, you da bomb

High off your ass, standing on a cliff edge in the forest and not seeing a single man made object is the most uplifting feeling ever.

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I love it when you

Are so high, you forget how high you really are.

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There's nothing better than

Masturbating while high ... two best feelings ... it's sensational

'Nuff said

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Rush Hour

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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some people

get high on life, i get high because of life.

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the morning after....

....i drink, i feel like the world has turned against me. the morning after i smoke, i feel like the world is just waiting to say hi to me. and i smoke again :)