Telly: The Whale From Seaworld Who Got Fed Up.
I think everyone should smoke in honor of Telly, the killer whale from seaworld, he was one of the a rare breed of creatures on this planet, the ones that have the big enough balls to say "Hey man, i belong in the wild, i aint taking this shit no mo" Telly was fed up being in a little puddle and killed his trainer, and now they want to kill telly, SAVE TELLY!!!!
memorable quote
it is true, this is not an original idea. however, i believe it deserves mentioning.
"Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see."
-Thomas Jefferson
STAY ALL NATURAL WHILE TOKING
So here is the deal. Pick hemp root that is pretty long.
wrap it around your lighter but leave the end of it sticking up out of the top
spark the lighter and it will light up the end of it like a candle wick
use it to smoke so u dont inhale butane and its all natural
as u use it a lot u can just unravel more and pull more up :)
American History.
Did you know that about 350,000 people dies in the United States annually due to poor diet and physical inactivity, yet 0 die from marijuana?
Do you think those fat asses up in Washington know that THE United States constitution is written on hemp paper?
pre-packaged hits
what if weed was legal, and they found a way to condense the smoke into a package that they sold by the hit. you could go to a gas station and buy like three fatty pre-packaged hits about the size of a capri sun pouch or something like that.
End to World Hunger.
Did you know that a human can survive on one hemp seed a day? It's true, Gandhi used to eat one a day when he was fasting. Now imagine if someone were to take about 10 hemp seeds, grind them up and put them in pill form. It would cost absolutely nothing, and imagine how many bottles could fit in one of those crates they drop into third world countries. Hemp should be legalized anyway because it produces a lot more bio-diesel than corn, and has a million other uses.... read more »
How it is physically impossible to have a highDea.
How is it possible for a human being to actually have a cognitive thought while under the influence of cannabis? I cannot think that it is possible to actually sit down and give voice to the thoughts in my head but here i am doing it! I also however am realizing who i truly am. There is no word in the history of human language to describe what being high is like. It is a thought that is communal between all those have experienced being blazed out of they're minds. Rather its a feeling not a thought. Maybe thats the deepest kind of thought that is consciously felt, feelings.... read more »
Green Bowl Packers
Let's start a football team but never get around to doing anything and call it the Green Bowl Packers
Why pots here
I was watching this special on history channel the other day about beer, and they were saying that they think humans discovered how to make alcohol before we figured out bread and stuff. So we started harvesting all these cereal grains (hops, barley, wheat) to get drunk. Then we figure out we can eat them and make bread which is a huge important discovery.
So then I was thinking about all the great things about cannabis. Like how efficient it is for making clothes, paper, running vehicles, etc.... read more »
Hippie Strip Club
A strip club where all the chairs are bean bags, the bar serves joints, all the strippers wear hemp thongs, and all of the stripper poles are living birch trees.
