god

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happiness consultant.

this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

21

day of rest

anybody else think God made sunday for you to get as high as possible, day of rest. makes sense (if you believe in a god of some sort)

115

marijuana sex

so today me and my girl smoked a blunt while fucking.

can i get a whoop whoop

17

inspired by weed and philosophy

If gods real and has a plan designed for everyone, wouldn't that mean that we only have the illusion of free will? it created everyone the way they are so it already knows everything we're gonna do before we do it. but we just think we're making our own decisions and never know any better

46

life after death theory

the body is proven to have a heavy dose of DMT, which you should know is one of the most powerful hallucinogens on earth, hidden in the brain in the area of the hypothalimus if im not mistaken (this can all be scientificaly proven) this DMT releases in the body shortly after brain death which is the final stage in the dying process, the amount is very very large and is straight to your core so you can only imagine how intense this will be.... read more »

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Jesus - God of Partying?

Ok, work with me here. What if the Greeks where right in their polytheistic ways and that Jesus was the god of partying? The Romans just chose to worship one god because they're Roman and wanted to be all hip and different so they would obviously pick the best one, the God of Partying J Chrizzle. Think about it, to paraphrase, the fisherman came to Jesus and basically said "Yo! JC!... read more »

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Religous Thought

Now, I'm not religious at all, but did you ever think that maybe God is looking down on all of the stoners and thinking "I'm glad they can enjoy what I made." Instead of all of the people in this world that are putting us down for smoking a natural plant. Think about it, Jesus was a carpenter with long hair and sandals. Hello! The world's first hippie! I'm sticking to that theory. Fuck what you think. Haha. =]

41

Jesus's return

If Jesus actually does return, there is no way that anyone would believe it. Have you ever been to Venice beach? There are half a dozen folks there that claim to be Jesus... or Satan, or Napoleon Bonaparte. Even Christians would laugh him off as a crazy person.

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Why pots here

I was watching this special on history channel the other day about beer, and they were saying that they think humans discovered how to make alcohol before we figured out bread and stuff. So we started harvesting all these cereal grains (hops, barley, wheat) to get drunk. Then we figure out we can eat them and make bread which is a huge important discovery.
So then I was thinking about all the great things about cannabis. Like how efficient it is for making clothes, paper, running vehicles, etc.... read more »

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In MY heaven...

So, my best friend and I have discussed heaven... She seems to think there might not be weed in heaven. I say that's crazy!!! If it's heaven, weed would be there because god knows what's up... Shit, in my heaven, everything is MADE of weed!!! So if your heavens don't have weed, you can come to my heaven.

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