When Moses allegedly spoke to a burning bush, he, in fact, was eating out a ginger. After burning some bush. God was like "Yo, waddup Mosey?"
Moses replied, "Jesus Christ, why you always gotta be cock-blockin' me?"
"DO NOT TEMPT THE WRATH OF GOD!!"
"...My B, my b, you know I love you dawg. Whatcha need?"

TO BE CONTINUED...