Modified Ligters
who else pries the safety thing off lighters so its easier to light? so annoying but so much better for stoner me.
Telly: The Whale From Seaworld Who Got Fed Up.
I think everyone should smoke in honor of Telly, the killer whale from seaworld, he was one of the a rare breed of creatures on this planet, the ones that have the big enough balls to say "Hey man, i belong in the wild, i aint taking this shit no mo" Telly was fed up being in a little puddle and killed his trainer, and now they want to kill telly, SAVE TELLY!!!!
super 420!!!
in april of the year 2020, it will be 4-20 for an entire month. now, while this is amazing enough, on 4-20 of the year, it will be super 420! and at 4:20 of that day, it will be like.... super 4:20squared. which i find to be mind blowing. i'm gonna try and smoke 420 bowls and the 420th on 4-20. so that's 21 bowls a day. it'll be glorious.
My fantasy!
Ok so what if aliens came to earth and they were all like,
hey we got something like weed!
and they wiped out a big glowing bag of some amazing gooey or plant like thing,
and we all sat around and smoke weed and alien weed.
Hell Yea... Alien Weed
Blizzard of 2010 is in effect- white out conditions again 2 day
Stuck in the house with a bag of weed, a pipe and a lighter.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whatever shall I do?
Damn I love the snow daze. I'm getting paid for this!
Okay, so my mom finds out...
that I have smoked The Ganja before... little does she know that I do it at least 3 times per day. Anywho, now that she knows she always asks me about it, but she's so entertained by my stories. It seems like she only asks when I'm blitzed, but I get all philosophical. It's so entertaining for both of us. I wanna smoke a fatty with mom before I die.
physically strait, mentally gay.
im physically strait,
but mentally gay,
cause im always blowing your mind.
The Word "Pot"
Can we all agree not to use the word "Pot" from now on? It has such a negative connotation. Think about it. Whenever someone is talking bad about it they call it "Pot" and call us "potheads". Its so negative. Its like when homophobes call gay people "fags". Lets use more creative words. Green, ganja, and bud are all acceptable. Feel free to comment and add your own favorite words.
Bill Gates Treasure Hunt Bonanza awesome and shit
what if like..........
bill gates hid 3 million dollars.
all of it in single bills.
in some kind of giant fucking robot safe in the desert
and he hid like 6 treasure maps all over the world.
like a bottle in the ocean.
or like in a fucking swamp.
find the map and shit and its all in binary codes.
that would rule
shit yeah
Resin Dusties; A Recipe.
1. Clean out your piece
2. Take the resin and divvy it up into bowl sized balls
3. Drop them into a back of shake and shake shake shake
4. Smoke one
5. Chill
6. SHAMBAM!!!!
