Sex while high..... Enough said. Up vote if your with me

So, i got a puppy when she was 6 weeks old, she's 5 years old now. Since she was a pup, i always filled a tennis ball up with weed and we played fetch with it. Now, she finds my roommates stashes in their room for me. Haha.

I think part of the reason everyone smokes is because it's so easy to do. Drinking you gotta kinda set up, but weed, you can just whip out a blunt whenever you want and get high as fuck. It's just so easy :)

this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

do you ever notice when you're high a double cheeseburger is so much more than what it normally is. you can taste every molecule of the beef every single drop of ketchup and mustard and who could forget about the fuckin pickles all of it comes together just as God intended it to.... a blunt and a bag of cheeseburgers it really is the perfect night