WEED = EMERGENCY ROOM = WTF??
Last night I get baked out of my mind. One thing leads to another and before you know it I have the world's biggest most delicious burrito right in front of me. I remember telling myself.....it can't be healthy to eat this entire burrito in one sitting. Fuck it, I eat the entire thing. Then I start feeling bad pains in my stomach and sides. The pain got worse and worse to the point where I had to go to the ER. I am screaming my head off in the room. Doctor comes to my bed and I say.. Doc, am I going to be the first to die of weed. He said "No, kidney stones dumbass"!
I lived.
what if you were in the middle of a desert...
and you were riding your donkey..and someone threw a rock and knocked you off...would that make you stoned off your ass?
HighDEA
What if HighDEAs is using the website to collect all these brilliant ideas and then getting a contract for those ideas and making billions?!....... im onto you HighDEAS .....
just because going to the supermarkets is hard enough
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is.... read more »
My Cat is a Secret Ninja
EVERY time I walk by my cat he swishes his tail out right where my next step is supposed to go. So I try to step over it and almost fall on my face every time.
EVERY TIME!!!
The Breakfast Club
I've seen this movie so many times, but I am watching it high now and I just realized all the characters fight and shit until the guy busts out the weed, and then they all get along and become friends. I think there's an underlying message in this movie :D
2 Dollar Tips
I want to go to the bank and get a bunch of 2 dollar bills and just tip people with 2 dollar bills. Getting 2 dollars for a tip is pretty lame but if you give them a 2 dollar bill they would be like "WOAH I just got a 2 dollar bill" and it would make there day haha
Laundry..
While doing my laundry today...I found a message on my shirt tag, the message goes "Dirty laundry keeps women busy." Maybe im the only one, but I laughed so hard when I saw this
Pot Sleep
Anyone who was blazed before going to sleep knows what im talking about.....best sleep ever
