I should masturbate.
Do you ever sit there and think "hmph, i should masturbate today, its been a while"
Well you should.
Listen up
The movie theater seats should have built in foot rest on the back of every chair. Enough said.
Achieving world peace
We must kidnap all non-smokers one by one and force them to get high. Yes, they will be very angry at first, but then after a blue slurpee and a bag of Cheetos, they'll be like; "Thanks man, I get it now."
The best music while you're high
I prefer the band Pixies when I'm high, but I swear any music that sounds positive (meaning happy/not negative or mean) is amazing when you're high. To me, songs about weed are kind of corny. Like, it's like they're trying to make sure everyone knows they smoke. It's like if Ricky Martin made a song about gay stuff and being gay. But just listen to any song with a positive mood. It will be the best song ever. Until you listen to another positive song. Listen to "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America or "Here Comes Your Man" by Pixies. You'll see what I mean.
being super baked
You know when you zone out for like 20 mins. then for 5 seconds you become completely sober and think "holy fuck i am so high..." then you proceed to zone out some more
Legal Smoking in Space
I am buying my own private space ship ASAP and i am going to hotbox my astronaut helmet while standing on the moon. Plus, no one can govern space so you can't get in trouble.
Bake and Wake
So whenever i go over to my friends house we party. When enough of us wake up the morning after, we load a bong, if anybody is still asleep we put a blanket over thier head and hotbox them, they wake up already high
being high unlocks smoking potential
ok, so i've never rolled a joint, and i wasn't sure exactly how i was supposed to. So i decided to smoke a blunt first. After i was high, it became very clear exactly how i was supposed to roll a joint. The weed taught me to roll it!
watching the olympics...
..while you're high is awesome. you get so into it.
and ski jumping is just insane, i mean what the fuck, i didn't realize anything like that even existed, so awesome.
