We all have a friend, a nonsmoking friend, who could use a couple good drags of the herb. BUT they just rule it out, and it sucks because from afar we just know that their life would be wholly improved if they would smoke with us.
Come on friend, chill the fuck out and take some hits. You could use it.

new sack of white widow, two of my closest friends, ratatat, and 36 colorful sharpies. Tuesday nights never looked so good.

Getting high has helped me in so many ways socially. It's allowed me to bond with people I would normally disregard or prejudge, which has allowed me not to prejudge. It has also allowed me to bond with people on a different level and with a different perspective. This is my first highdea, sorry if it's not very good.

high and passed out while watching HBO and woken up to porno to some bitch moaning loud. That just happened to me and my friend. Haha.

I am buying my own private space ship ASAP and i am going to hotbox my astronaut helmet while standing on the moon. Plus, no one can govern space so you can't get in trouble.