food

34

don't you hate.

when you eat something hot and your nose starts running. I don't have a cold stop running you little bitch.

35

I love it :)

Ok so I was walking around smoking with my friend a bit ago and when I was walking back to my dorm, I was like, damn I wish I had food in my room... Then when I walked in I realized I have a STACK of peanut butter cookies sitting on my desk that my dad's girlfriend made! SCORE :D

Don't you love finding amazing food you forgot you had while you're high?!?!

40

Pop Tart Mishap

At 2 o'clock in the morning, in my dorm room, i felt like cooking some pop tarts after getting in from blowing down. I accidently hit 10 minutes, instead of 10 seconds, forgot they were in there, and the smoke alarm goes off in my entire 11 floor dorm. Everyone has to evacuate while we stand outside for 30 minute, waiting for the fire dept. After not telling anyone I was the one to blame, i return to my dorm, where the firemen had put my burnt poptarts on a plate and poured me a glass of milk. Awesome.

24

Chinese Food munchies

I don't know what It is, but when me and my friends get high we have the strangest cravings for all things asian. Seriously Teryaki sauce+ basically anything is a masterpeice.
May It's because we're girls, but does anyone else have the insane lust for asian food?

38

disappearing food.

when i'm high, and i have a sandwich or a slice of pizza or a bowl of chips, i always take a bite, savour the deliciousness, then look down at what's left, and get so happy because i think, "look how many more bites i could take" and then i get to the last bite, and i'm like, "fuck, there wasn't as much as i thought there was."
does this happen to anyone else?

14

there should be THC honey!!

my idea is that once weed is legal, there should be THC honey made from the pollen/thc stuff from the weed (like how honey is made from flower pollen, why cnt weed be any different) i hope it works out, and you can put it on toast every morning so you can be happy off to work or school! or if youre fat you can just put it on ice cream hahaha (not fat, just a pig). that way you can have it any way you want! or even flavor your tea with thc honey :D

44

happiness consultant.

this morning started out right until one of my regs came over and bought a sack, he brought a friend i'd never met and introduced me as his "totally awesome drug-dealer" i stopped him there and replied "its happiness consultant, nigguh"

61

Thanksgiving...

Who else is gonna get really high before eating thanksgiving dinner??

20

Mint Mentos. Brilliant.

Anybody ever have the problem of wanting to swallow a piece of gum because is tastes fucking great, but dont because you dont wanna waste gum? Mint Mentos give you the satisfaction of chewing gum then give you the privaledge of swallowing them. its great... and my breath is fresh.

22

best taco bell EVER!!!!!

im going to open a taco bell that has all the regular shit and has a special build your own menu that has all the ingredients and you can put it all together any way you want! and it'll be cheap as hell. you could make something like chicken nachos with cheese, sour cream, jalepeanos(?), and volcano sauce or a burrito with a black jack taco inside of it or a quesadilla with chicken, steak, crushed up nachos and an empenada on top of it. think about all of the possibilities.

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