Last night I get baked out of my mind. One thing leads to another and before you know it I have the world's biggest most delicious burrito right in front of me. I remember telling myself.....it can't be healthy to eat this entire burrito in one sitting. Fuck it, I eat the entire thing. Then I start feeling bad pains in my stomach and sides. The pain got worse and worse to the point where I had to go to the ER. I am screaming my head off in the room. Doctor comes to my bed and I say.. Doc, am I going to be the first to die of weed. He said "No, kidney stones dumbass"!

I lived.

My favorite thing to do is talk to animals, see how their day's going, what they did earlier, how their meal was, If their happy and most animals aren't happy cus I've talked to over 100 pets, Fish are the hardest to understand but usually they break out of there shell and stop being shy, the weirdest animal I've talked to is a horse, cus their so fucking huge and scary, I feel a lot of pain in horses' eyes, I'm gonna smoke this blunt for all the sad animals in the world

I love when your high is half body and half head, i like to call it a happy medium. It's like when youre not quite hungry enough for the medium sized meal at McDonalds but a happy meal isnt enough food, Happy Medium is my mighty kids meal.

FOOOOOOD!!!! Am I right? everything else goes by so slow...but when u have a dozen doughnuts...they are gone within the next 2 minutes!!

Before I went to my weightlifting class, I decided i'd smoke a couple bowls . As I was leaving for class, I noticed some cinnamon raisin bread on the counter...with my mouth watering, i toasted up 6 slices of them, and put peanut butter and strawberry jam on them. I took them to class with me, and instead of working out, i sat on a bench in the weight room and ate my sammiches . My teacher came up to me and asked me why i wasn't participating, and he immediately knew i had been smoking.... read more »