and she's been feelin me all week textin me n shit u know how it goes, and i just finished pearling this fat blunt and she says she wants me to come over before she leaves to go home for the weekend and my boys are waiting to smoke w me and idk what to do all i know is this is the best dilemma ive ever been in!

seeing a super milky, fat, smooth exhale just makes you smile, inside and out.
or the bubbling sound from a bong.

I feel all warm and fuzzy.

My cat has become a fat ass. I have designed an obstacle course so she will need to jump over really high things, and across big gaps, to get to her food and out. I put her in it ten times a day . She might lose some weight. I'm also drunk.
Maybe someday we can have the first ever fat stonner cat special olymipcs.

Every stoner needs to gain weight. I hate seeing my skinny friends get weird looks when we go to eat with the munchies and they have tons of food, but being heavy, no one suspects me as high.

Some medicine that disables your tastebuds so that you won't be munching down on bad foods. No point in eating a bag of Cheetos if you can't taste them. This also allows you to eat all the healthy foods that you hate. Weight and nutrition problems solved!