The very moment I walk out of a Chinese Buffet
The Very moment I walk out of a Chinese Buffet is the very moment I regret not getting another plate...
people take it for granite that we r on the top of the food chain
I mean that would suck if you were like "Hey where is Jessica at 2night?" "oh I think the Cheebiweebies ate her last night" "Oh bummer, :( she was hella cool"
Mischevious Little Gas Particles?
does anyone ever wonder like what EXACTLY is an aroma...like is it a mischevious lil gas particle who's main purpose in life is to get someone to eat their food. like those fuckin people who twirl apartment advertisement signs on the corner
Let weed bring out the kid in you!!!
So the other night me and my friends were super baked smokin right outside my friends window who was alseep and my boy was like "we should go get a knife and a fork, some salt and a cookbook and stand over him so when he wakes up he freaks out cuz he thinks were gunna eat him" we all thought it was so hilarious so we deciuded to actually do it, unfortunately our frined didn't find it very funny, he woke up and whined like a little bitch.... read more »
What if your shadow started to eat you?
You would never be able to get away from it. In the dark it would be even more sneaky. What if you were fat? Your shadow would be huge and it would be easy to grab your fat ass. If you were thin than you could cut the sun in the half and then you would have two shadows.
Moses and the Burning Bush
When Moses allegedly spoke to a burning bush, he, in fact, was eating out a ginger. After burning some bush. God was like "Yo, waddup Mosey?"
Moses replied, "Jesus Christ, why you always gotta be cock-blockin' me?"
"DO NOT TEMPT THE WRATH OF GOD!!"
"...My B, my b, you know I love you dawg. Whatcha need?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
idea for a better high
sober me needs to do things so that high me can be happier. For example, sober me should clean my room and make my bed, so that high me can just chill and not think that i HAVE to clean. Also, sober me should watch what i eat and exercise so that high me can eat whatever i want without feeling guilty. Sober me needs to make sure my phone, ipod, and computer are charged, so that they won'tdie while i'm high. In return, high me needs to do things so that sober me will appreciate it. such as put my slippers where they belong so i can get them easy in the morning.... read more »
Best way to make hard cookies into soft cookies!
Fuck the microwave solution. Why would you want to put your good-ass cookies in the microwave. Here let's shoot some rays into this bitch and then it... lame.
Next time you have some cookies in a bag, assuming you haven't eaten them all, and they get hard and not even fun to eat anymore. stick a piece of bread in the bag with the cookies and by a couple of hours the soft bread turns hard and the hard cookies turn soft! now you have soft cookies (without rays) and slap some jelly on the piece of bread and you're good to go
Buffalo Wild Wings
Buffalo Wild Wings should have a buffet, with all of there flavored wings, all you can eat.
