You know you're a stoner...
when you show up to a party and one of your buddies is staring at you, and then asks "hey dude, did you get a haircut or something?" and then you smoothly reply "no dude, i just took a shower."
is it just me or..
is it just me or does every stoner, including myself, refer to almost every person they talk to as either "brah","bro", or "dude"?
Thank you Dude
To the dude who looked at marijuana and said " I wonder if i can smoke that?" I thank you
dude where's my weed?
Ever trip out somewhere and think you lost your weed after smoking, so you go running around the house looking for it frantically and then finally you realize it was exactly where you left it in plain sight, or in your pocket
why they call it dope.
i smoked about a bowl of the good shit and a few minutes later just ended up in the kitchen. i was like "Dude, why am i in here?!" then when i got back to my room i was wondering why is 13 so unlucky? like wtf? did some dude just have a bad day and it happened to be on the 13th? isnt a hookah just like a bong that is quicker to share? omg. why does everyone think pirates always have fucking birds? whats up with that? and why dont we have damn stoner sports? theres all kinds of cool booze games. y not 4 stoners? smoke trix dont count. what if we could have sports cars for space?!... read more »
420 Disaster...
Ever met a guy that says he smokes all the time but all he really does is talk about smoking all the time??? This is that guy...
"Dude, Smell My Finger"
Nothing ever good comes from anything that started out with "Dude, smell my finger" unless your bro was holding a stellar nug.
Blaze on ;)~
