the morning after....
....i drink, i feel like the world has turned against me. the morning after i smoke, i feel like the world is just waiting to say hi to me. and i smoke again :)
History of Why Potatoes Kill Weed
so, I'm sitting here with my friend and I realize I'm too high to take my midterm in an hour. I tell her I'll have to go get some nice starchy food to help soak up the weed. I say probably french fries, and she says "that's it. potatoes! potatoes kill the weed!" and then she exclaims "that's why the irish are drinkers! because their potatoes killed all the weed!" and I said "oh god, that's why the founding fathers talked about smoking weed and not drinking!" and she says "yeah, that's right! they didn't have any fucking potatoes!"
getting high is wayyy better then drinking
im pretty drunk right now, i would rather be stoned. it just took me 10 mins to log into this website. if i had a blunt right now i would be so happy.
atleast i can walk down a stair case when im high
the perfect cure for a hangover.
weed, and lots of it! I was so hungover this morning until i blazed up and now i feel just swell... being high/hungover is one of my favorite combos.
red licorice soda
take a red licorice stick and bit off each end then use it as a straw. i like drinking sprite 7-up or sierra mist best flavor ive found so far.
My Fucked up roomate
Ok so, me and my roomate ricky are chillin in our neighbors apt next to us, our other roomate ryan comes home Wasted, and we come back over for a sec and he gets up, walks into our kitchen, and starts pissing all over our trash can and floor... Now i ask you, smoking or drinking better... No one would do that high. wtf, and we're baked and really don't wanna clean this up, or else it'll stink up the place. Shit. (this just happened)
Cheers (for weed)
Cheers is an interesting part of drinking but I was thinking we, the pot community, could come up with a good saying that commemorates smoking weed together and being happy
go for it...
Drinking's Annoying
Why oh why do I continue to go out and drink when all I'd rather do is get ridiculously high. With drinking you can't drive so you have to pay for a cab there and back, then you feel awful most of the night, puke, and waste half the next day getting over the night before! If only I had just smoked instead. SO glad I prefer weed to booze.
Bigger Capri Suns
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I'm not fucking 7 anymore. I'm a grown man with bad kottenmouth. All I'm trying to say is that sometimes 6.5 Fl. Oz. just doesn't cut it.
